Anyone cool at programming?

I was thinking of making something in Java, seeing as that's the only language that I kind of know. I'm tempted to try making a Bullet Hell Platformer/Sidescroller/something... Not sure how that would even work...

I do have a story in this bullet hell platformer game I thought of but too lazy to post it. But that's not really the focus of the game anyway

Although, not sure if anyone here knows anything about programming. I need to figure out more precise hit detection first of all, unless I make every projectile a square.

...You know, if I ever actually decide to work on making a game.

If no one has any programming knowledge, then uhh...

Help me think of cool ideas?

Making games is SOOOOO time consuming.